The Index
Books will be ranked on a level of one to five stars. I will also employ plus and minus signs, and half and quarter stars. Here's the lowdown:
Literary Quality & Coffee Table Placement: STARS
- Less than one star means not to even waste your time. Don't even let it near your coffee table. It reads like a Dan Quayle speech.
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Moral Quality & Spiritual Content: PLUS or MINUS SIGN
This scale is more simple. One to three plus signs (+) will be given to a work to denotate whether it has a great moral message or not. No plus or minus means that the work is not offensive, but not very edifying either. Minus signs (-) denote a certain amount of moral objection to the work, again on a scale from one to three.
NB: This scale is not completely separate from the star system. Do not expect to find a five-star book with a minus sign next to it. If you want to argue aesthetic philosophy, we can do that another time, but I'm for holding that it simply won't work to have a book that can be said to be artistically beautiful while taking shots at moral truth. The system is separate, however, insofar as the plus and minus scale is its own, and should not be seen as a mathematical "plus" or "minus" to the rating of one to five stars. In that way, this scale stands independant.
Additional Considerations: NIGHTSTAND PLACEMENT
Unfortunately, the star scale can not be easily applied to the question of whether the book ought to occupy a nightstand and in what way. This is because nightstands bring other circumstantial things into consideration, such as a reader's state in life. Generally speaking, a married person should not have above a three-star book on his or her nightstand. A single person can get away with a four-star book being there. No one should have a five-star book there, because reading a great book in bed is disrespectful and bad kharma. This does not apply to the Bible, however, for special reasons which I think are obvious. If the book is a "throw-around" copy of a coffee-table book, such as the one you read in college with the spine all broken and highlighter markings, then that may except the book from the rule as well.
So there you have it - my rating system. I have updated my rating of Dickens to reflect these modifications. I will be posting in the near future a website, or perhaps a blog post, with the beginnings of a list. Stay tuned. Happy reading!