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Conversation today went something like:

"Nephew..."
"Yes?"
"This is your Uncle, $am."
"Yes, Uncle $am."
"You know all those plans you made?"
"Yes?"
"Change them."
"To what?"
"I can't tell you. Stay in touch."
"What should I tell everyone?"
"Tell them the dolphins are squalling."
"But that doesn't make sense..."
"That's the language I speak, nephew."